The Last Only Word on Charlie Sheen

I could do what everyone else is doing and getting in up-to-the-minute comments on the trainwreck that is Charlie Sheen. But, it's not gonna happen. For two reasons:

1) M'man Hex made a great point on Twitter that speaks to what I'm all about in regards to this:

I fear some interpret the attention that Sheen's receiving as popularity. When people gawk at a car crash it's not out of popularity.

2) Even if I could muster up something, it wouldn't be nearly as good as what's below, which comes courtesy of the criminally underrated and ultra-talented Rappy McRapperson. So, Charlie, this one's for you: