1) M'man Hex made a great point on Twitter that speaks to what I'm all about in regards to this:
I fear some interpret the attention that Sheen's receiving as popularity. When people gawk at a car crash it's not out of popularity.
2) Even if I could muster up something, it wouldn't be nearly as good as what's below, which comes courtesy of the criminally underrated and ultra-talented Rappy McRapperson. So, Charlie, this one's for you: